#The giant enemy spider

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the giant enemy spider

*beatboxing*

[theowlgoesmoo]

The spider's mouth curved into a smile below its gleaming eyes. "My apologies for startling you," he purred, reaching a long, hairy arm out in greeting. "The name's Wolf. And you are…?"

Hopper took a step backward, turning his body ever so slightly to the right as he did. Four of the Wolf's hands flew to his mouth as a look of mock apology came over him.

"Oh, I almost forgot about the little one. Mustn't wake a sleeping princess, hm?" He chuckled at the shock that must have been apparent on Hopper's face. "I've been listening to the two of you for some time now, and I was just so fascinated by what I heard that I had to come out and see it for myself. A grasshopper and a royal ant. How on Ant Island did that come to be? And, more importantly…"

With the arm that was still extended, Wolf pointed a crooked finger at the makeshift splint protruding from between Hopper's arms.

"How did that come to be?"

Hopper covered Dot's exposed wings with his hand and swallowed the feelings of guilt resurfacing. He knew one of the tactics spiders often used on their prey was distraction. The particularly sadistic ones loved to find their victim's weaknesses and exploit them for fun.

"What do you want?" he asked in a low voice.

The spider pouted. "My, he's a touchy one," he said, withdrawing his leg and taking eight half-steps backward. "I just want to know the story, that's all. I've lived around this tree long enough to know that your kind usually aren't around this time of year."

Wolf grinned darkly. "I've also been around long enough to know who she is, and I'm guessing from the little...accident that you're not family friends and this isn't a babysitting trip."

Hopper clenched his fists. There was something different about hearing the implication from someone else's mouth. "It's not what you think," he growled. "It's not even about her, it's about–"

His attempt at self-justification was interrupted by an exaggerated yawn. "Oh, I couldn't care less who or what it's about," Wolf said. "And I couldn't care less if that little tear was an accident or not."

Hopper relaxed his fists. "You said you wanted to hear the story."

The spider shrugged. "I lied. Stories are boring. Besides, I already know everything I need to know about this situation. Ants are incessant talkers, you know. They'll tell you their whole life's story if they think it'll bide them some time before becoming a meal."

Hopper suppressed the urge to shudder. "If you're here for a meal, haven't you had it yet?" he demanded. "What are we standing around talking for?"

He was well aware that the spider had been steadily advancing toward them during the entirety of their conversation. It was why he'd turned and started moving backwards in a slow semi-circle, growing ever so slowly closer to the root where they'd both started.

Wolf stopped and clapped two of his hands in delight. "Oh, so feisty! I love it when they have a kick to them."

Hopper didn't like the look that came into the spider's eyes.

"You see, my dear, I'm just not that hungry tonight. You look like someone who would put up a fight, and I don't feel like working for my food tonight." Wolf ran his tongue along his fangs as he fixed his eyes on Dot. "She, on the other hand, would make a perfect midnight snack."

So I simply adore @abugeatbugworld's fanfic "Leave Her Alone"

And just had to draw the villain from it. Wolf is just oh so deliciously vile, and extremely punchable. I mean when you make the guy who kidnapped a little girl out of spite look like the good guy, your life has taken a serious wrong turn somewhere.

Welp, go kick his spinnerets Hopper. Do wolf spiders have spinnerets? Well kick whatever he's got back there.

[pkmn-music-tournament]

The winner will continue on to the full tournament.

[boopyx2]

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER.

[azuremoonns]

renamed my playlist

[erinalexisisgay]

Day 2, spider. Wanted to draw something splatoon related but the best I could get was crab tank, so here ya go

[neotrix-09]

This is Pixel

Pixel is very hyperactive

[officermaddie23]

@mellowwolflady I got my revenge on the spiders as in I fought the giant enemy spider

[shiftythrifting]

THE giant inflatable coors light spider.

[panoffrying]

Giant enemy spider

[but-a-humble-goon]

I've made my love of giant nightmare fuel monster spiders in fantasy known before, but I was also thinking about how spiders IRL get kind of a bad rap. Just once it'd be nice to see a friendly heroic giant nightmare fuel monster spider. You know that whole nature fact about tarantulas keeping tiny frogs as pets? Well picture if you will a band of adventurers turning up to a remote village surrounded on all sides by an enormous web lair, the walls of which are littered with hundreds of desiccated corpses. The adventurers appear before the villagers and pledge to slay the fell creature that has terrorized them for so long, that they might finally rest easy at night. The villagers are like: "Nah, that's just Graagzor the Malignant, she's cool. As a community we tend to her egg clusters and nurture her hatchlings and in return when the Dread Emperor's minions come around looking for slave labor she cocoons them and drinks their organs. Say hi Graagzor."

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEORK"

"Graagzor says hi."

[kittydoesthings]

saw a post in the tags by @/reblogkoala comparing the Soul Jams to each other to determine how tall the Beasts are, thought I'd give it a shot with the in-game sprites (save for Salt and Sugar) and

MYSTI WHY ARE YOU TEN FEET TALL

[beesandsawdust]

In honour of his retirement from streaming

[nooooough]

Spooky Month 6 prediction

[doomdaysdecays]

[satriaproto]

Hermit

Giant Enemy Spider